Changes in my life; I never really wanted to live up here and now I don't have any reason to

I'd say we're a city very focused on consumption, which is not that different from anywhere else, except the cost is crazy high, and some of the world's richest people live here. The upside is, because we have so many options, if you dig through the shit, you'll eventually find some gems. This goes double for people.

Queens is too big to conquer. Although I got a lot of white friends heading towards Jackson Heights.

Same douches cut from opposite ends of the same cloth. I feel you homie

I agree (although E from Forest Hills, should you be lucky enough to be that close, is not so bad). On the other hand, I get it. Those other subways don't have quite as catastrophic consequences of shutting down for repairs/upgrades as we do. People always ask when the trains stop running, and they're amazed when I…

Former SF resident. It's a great place, but it's not "the city" the way that NYC is. Better quality of life, sure.

It's more like 116th now (depending on which side of Morningside). But yeah, I'd highly recommend checking out the areas around 145th and 168th. Dominicans make some good ass food.

You've made a mistake (soon to be former UES here), albeit this is the natural progression. You will find the same people who used to frequent Joshua Tree at Dorian's. UWS is much, much more interesting than UES.

I assume you work in midtown, as most of us are doomed to. There are plenty of good places to live in…

Sometimes, I seriously wonder what would happen if black people united to troll racists by claiming they were whites suffering from reverse vitiligo.

...probably because making unclever racist jokes is how you get elected in the first place. I take it you haven't heard anything coming out of CPAC.

Don't respond to people like that. Just try to sell them an extended warranty with their new AR-15 rifle purchase, send a box of Oxycontin, then take out a life insurance policy on them.

His constituency is composed of 100% hockey fans.

No, charges never stick for politicians

Clearly, you've never been to the Bronx.

Are you mad because you can't jump?

Yeah, I know. Someone has to work in the back office.

Not when you drink the amounts I do.

That might be true. You could also say SOME Republicans are racist pieces of shit, not all. But then you could try to count how many racist pieces of shit vote Democrat.

Could it really be worse than New York? You're causing me a lot despair here.

Look bruh, I know you don't believe in evolution and shit cause you stupid as fuck, but I sincerely hope you die soon. No one needs them genes. Just cut ya dick off.