You specifically said comedians shouldn't be barred from telling any joke. They aren't. If they were, we wouldn't be having this discussion. I'm not sure what your point is, because it is taking place in a hypothetical world where comedians don't make unfunny offensive jokes all the time because they are some how…

Uh, YES, a fuck ton of those assholes see that as censorship. "Bluhbluhboohoo, it's not fair that I can't say nigger" is what they are thinking.

Well, yes, but this is about mapping chains and regional shit talking. It has a lot in common with sports.

Man, I can't stand Tim Horton's. A long road trip in Canada has shown me they can't make coffee.

It's funny because most of the people who say that phrase can't run or jump ... or even handle a particularly vicious thrashing in Madden.

Popeye's wins for me.

You guys gotta do this for fried chicken.

Toledo is another great dividing line.

A wise decision.

I think it depends on the soda. Diet/regular Coke and Dr. Pepper seem to be acceptable. Mountain Dew has sort of branded itself as the XTREME choice for XTREME 14-24 male demographic. If you get fancy soda (i.e. Boylan's or any number of cane sugar only Whole Foods approved brands), no one gives it a second thought.

Only use crystal meth in moderation.

Uh, excuse me? Google does it for YouTube. Have you read comments in YouTube? Facebook can afford to hire people too.

Yo, you could have just said "Thought Catalog", and I'd be like, oh, lol, nevermind.

Who messages this account in earnest? The whole point is that gross dudes are gross, and they make up a just-slightly-higher proportion of the population on OKC than real life.

I would say it's closer to fondue or shabu shabu. You have a cauldron of prepared broth(s) similar to whatever is in the big pots at ramen joints. Different regions have different types of broth. At chain joints, they usually do one spicy and one clear. You take whatever food you order and cook it in the pot to your…

I get the feeling it's not really as much of a circus as this article makes it out to be. Lots of bars have board games and shit these days. I imagine it's much the same.

While it might stink a bit depending on what you put in it, Ma Po Tofu is made with regular, not stinky tofu. THAT shit is rank.

Sorry bro, that's what you get for having white people eyes.

Man, I hope you didn't try to buy that minivan.

I think one of the biggest barriers to progress in racism and sexism is that there is a wide range in people's progressiveness and awareness. People on the progressive side sometimes start to feel resentful because they are trying their best, but then they fail to recognize that there are an enormous number of people…