Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

I always have to wedge a good Parks & Rec reference in somewhere, this one seems extra appropriate:

Man, I love her in Santa Baby. This thing made me think she should be in a Tarantino film.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

If you haven’t seen Weiner, the documentary, it’s available to stream for free via Showtime and to buy or rent at your favorite online stores. It’s a fascinating, disturbing watch, but it’s well worth your time.

It’s like the plot line from that Clint Eastwood movie, “On The Foul Line Of Fire”, where he played a former Miami Marlins mascot who failed to save a kid from a foul ball and was trying to work through his guilt working as the Bull in Durham, NC and he meets Renee Russo and Susan Sarandon and has to help save a young…

What is with these Patriot TEs always hanging around at the wrong time?

“You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts.”

This is the pattern for republicans, over and over. The party claimed “moral” as a marketing term when I was a child. And over the years, I’m realizing that the way they use it is entirely external. Trump won, in part, because he appealed to this very specific type of moralistic language. He talked about banning…

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

That guy is dumb.

“Adult roommate” is such a perfect description of my dad, if by “roommate” you also mean someone who doesn’t pay rent consistently, never cooks, cleans, or wants to go out. My dad nevers want to spend any time with his four kids, even when we’re all home. Seriously, he can’t even be bothered to watch us all open our…

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

Whats the world coming to when a mop is called a “floor cleaning appartus?”

Nah. A wide-brimmed fedora is classy as hell if you can pull it off (though that “if” is important). The trilbies that neckbeards so love, though? Those were never really properly “cool”.

Fuck you, buddy.