Figured not all of us were around to see it, much less hear it happen.

You have learned well my son.

This is the best. There is no closure in revenge, but there is much peace in reconciling with your former enemies and finding them changed. This is the best possible outcome.

B, dude, you were pretty okay with your first posting. Then you went up the human notch quite a bit by reacting graciously to a (gracious but) honest reply. Way to go. May the new kids not repeat our assholery.

You're just an outlier far left on the distribution curve. HDMI is a minimum requirement now, not a drawback.

Too sexy, you say?

And I think the rich should pay their taxes, but that just me crazytalkin'.

I think my favorite part of the whole thing is the ENORMOUS smiles on everyone's faces. They're all like, "Can you fucking BELIEVE we are here? WITH STEVIE WONDER?!?!? This is so massively FANTASTIC"

You mean Seinfeld actor Bryan Cranston.

Welcome to the internet...

Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!

Oh sure, but when I dress up in a furry costume and grab a small white girl in Utah, it's all FBI this, and Amber Alert that.

For some reason, all I see is

I watched The Five one time here in the UK and one of the hosts was complaining about the SOCIALIST London Olympics Opening Ceremony and how there were too many African-Americans (people who call black Brits African-Americans should not be allowed to be on tv, but this is Fox News).

I have two questions.

When...the ball hits your glass

Oh man, he is going to be so confused later when people ask him what his handicap is.

My oyster knife looks exactly like the one in the linked image up in the body of the post ... because that's a photo of my actual oyster knife. It's dull and unfancy and cost like seven bucks, but it's always served me well.