As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

You mean first there was FOMO. That term has been used by myself and a ton of people I know going back to the mid 90's.

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.

ON A CRACKER!

I think I'm done with the news for today. Bed seems like a grand idea.

This shouldn't be "Filed to: CRIME", this should be "Filed to: WHAT THE CHRIST?"

JESUS H. CHRIST

E'nuff muff?

Snatch Hatch?

I don't care what you say, Cuchini is the only possible name for this product.

I cheered when he died and when Quinn shot Carrie. Brody made Carrie even more insufferable. I can't believe we have to deal with a baby. Maybe we'll never have to see or hear about it.

I don't even know where to begin with this. If anything the show is a clear depiction of how the US military and intelligence sector is equally capable of extremism and terrorism as any other entity. Perhaps watch a few episodes before making wild accusations?

On the Aaliyah biopic: I think the biopic should definitely not be made if the family is not backing it. Aaliyah had a very private, and lack of a better word, checkered past that needs to be handled not by the likes of Wendy Williams (a known slut-slamer and mean-spirited woman who has now since taken over the…

"I simply don't have the faculty to assess what would motivate a person to steal shit from plane crash victims" - look, I agree that this is a shitty, shitty thing, but poverty (around 70% of Ukraine lives below the poverty line) and an utter lack of certainty about the future is a pretty obvious reason. The lack of…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but people living in an area controlled by militant rebels are probably not having the easiest time of it, right? I'm honestly speaking with no knowledge of their situation, but you hear "militant rebel takeover" and your first thought is not, "Oh they've probably built schools and hospitals…

if you don't know what would motivate someone to loot a corpse or an airplane full of corpses, you've never been really poor

I've never really thought about it until now, but I have definitely never heard anyone say that they dislike Shakira. Besides Tom Hanks, I can't really think of any other universally loved people.

It's a case of the tragic loss of innocent life being compounded by dozens of the dead being scientists working towards a noble goal that could potentially save lives. We'll never get the chance to know if these individuals would have cured AIDS and that certainly makes it more tragic for those suffering from AIDS and…