ON A CRACKER!

I think I'm done with the news for today. Bed seems like a grand idea.

This shouldn't be "Filed to: CRIME", this should be "Filed to: WHAT THE CHRIST?"

JESUS H. CHRIST

E'nuff muff?

Snatch Hatch?

I don't care what you say, Cuchini is the only possible name for this product.

I cheered when he died and when Quinn shot Carrie. Brody made Carrie even more insufferable. I can't believe we have to deal with a baby. Maybe we'll never have to see or hear about it.

I don't even know where to begin with this. If anything the show is a clear depiction of how the US military and intelligence sector is equally capable of extremism and terrorism as any other entity. Perhaps watch a few episodes before making wild accusations?

On the Aaliyah biopic: I think the biopic should definitely not be made if the family is not backing it. Aaliyah had a very private, and lack of a better word, checkered past that needs to be handled not by the likes of Wendy Williams (a known slut-slamer and mean-spirited woman who has now since taken over the…

"I simply don't have the faculty to assess what would motivate a person to steal shit from plane crash victims" - look, I agree that this is a shitty, shitty thing, but poverty (around 70% of Ukraine lives below the poverty line) and an utter lack of certainty about the future is a pretty obvious reason. The lack of…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but people living in an area controlled by militant rebels are probably not having the easiest time of it, right? I'm honestly speaking with no knowledge of their situation, but you hear "militant rebel takeover" and your first thought is not, "Oh they've probably built schools and hospitals…

if you don't know what would motivate someone to loot a corpse or an airplane full of corpses, you've never been really poor

I've never really thought about it until now, but I have definitely never heard anyone say that they dislike Shakira. Besides Tom Hanks, I can't really think of any other universally loved people.

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

Vegas has never cracked my Top 300 places I'd like to visit. If I ever were to get married and friends wanted to take me somewhere for a party, it better be Prague in January. Best place in the world!

Oh I so feel you. I did go to a bachelorette in Vegas with all "hot chicks" - who were all lovely, nice, non-judgemental people - but I felt very out of place amongst them. It's the location that did it. I can go to kink events with my friends and my body/looks are right at the peak of awesomeness, but the typical…

I have never understood the appeal of Vegas. From where I'm sitting, you saved a bunch of money and protected your liver.

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.