Really. Your whole life. A few utterances of the r-word is the most problematic speech you've ever engaged in.

Those people do a fine job of being full of shit, is what you mean.

Can you link to anyone else except that Tumblr? All the eyerolling it forces me to do is making reading difficult.

Sorry, it is bullshit that the descendant of a slave owner has some special requirement for apologizing for slavery. It is double bullshit when that person is a celebrity. It's triple bullshit when you have living plutocrats actively oppressing living people, right fucking now.

I don't think he was equating the two at all. I think he mentioned the affairs to illustrate that it wasn't quite the love filled relationship Mia initially painted it to be. Also, New York doesn't have common law marriage, and they weren't living together. She also wasn't his step-daughter. And the author never…

I don't think that is what he did. I think he was pointing out that their relationship was open, that they did not share a house and that he was not a father figure to Soon-Yi. You can choose to believe it or not. I don't like Woody Allen, never did, but I think this story is a lot more complicated than it seems.

Mark please post some of them. please

Can someone paste some Belieber reaction Tweets? I'm too Twignorant to figure out how to track them down.

Well, all the ones you've heard about got caught.

I'm sure there's a youtube tutorial.

If we're a minority, we're a damn SEXY minority. What is more sensual and hedonistically louche than appreciating your own sex-box redolence?

Guys who make jokes about vaginal odor really need to realize how nasty guy parts can smell. Midday most guy's crotches are stank factories.

Oh my God, I love the way I smell. I first realized it while working in a medical supplies factory "clean room" wearing one of these badboys:

one of my favorite exes had a beard... I always used to tell him "wash your face before you hug your mother" as he was leaving my house in the mornings...

I deliver unto you some of my favorites:

Could you also say you're an AD&D folk? eh? eh?

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MDMA.

Eva, girl, get yourself a SodaStream!!!

Or those villains who tie women to railroad tracks while laughing maniacally lol.

How would you define "valid science" other than published in a peer reviewed journal? It may or may not ultimately turn out to be correct, but there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the science.