No. No clocks belong in actual baseball games besides the clock that tells you it's time to go to the baseball game.

Left field is 11’ longer, center is 8’ longer and right is the same distance to last year.

I REALLY could have done without the insufferable Chris Berman.

Cats can be very funny.

Barry, I say this in all honesty, this just confirms that you are the most eloquent and intelligent writer at Gawker. Cats are fine, dogs are fine, people who like both or neither are fine, and Burneko can get bent.

Automatic intentional walks are the Devil’s work. Make them throw the pitches.

I usually wait back out of the way because I can’t tell my black suitcase from anyone else’s. Wait till the end, last one’s gotta be mine. I swear I’m gonna get some hot pink or lime green spray paint and make mine stand out a little.

As a father of two boys, thank you good sir!

The last time we flew (Geologic ages ago) we had two issues to resolve. My wife is somewhat overweight and thus uncomfortable in airline seats, and I just plain hate contact with human beings. We solved both by buying three tickets for the two of us and arranging to occupy a whole 3 seat window section. Put both the…

Fuck you, that is definitely a thing. If you’re the aisle and you’re taking two arm rests and the extra leg room, you’re a monster. If you’re the window and you have a bulkhead to lean against, get the fuck off the middle arm rest. Riding bitch sucks as it is and NO ONE “requests” the middle seat.

The only exception to this rule is “we’re 30 mins late and you only had 45 mins between connections.” And even then, dude...

Yes, let’s be elitist assholes. If you’re so fucking rich and don’t want to mix with the unwashed, cargo-short-wearing masses the least you could do is fly first class. Better yet, get yourself a private plane.

1) Here’s a relic: recline your seat, but *first ask the person behind you if they mind*. Someone did this recently, and it was so polite I didn’t mind at all. Obviously, on a 14-hour flight, don’t keep it back the whole time, but acknowledging that you’re making someone else uncomfortable goes a long way.

If you’re a guy, don’t wear flip flops on a plane. Nobody wants to see your gross feet.

We’re all in this together, and when it’s over, we’ll be in a whole different place! In like three hours, we’ll go from Chicago to Dallas or New York or Phoenix or wherever. I don’t ever get too pissed because I'm always excited to go somewhere else.

Tall is easy, book an aisle seat. Im tall and reclined or not I am folded in half. The 3 inch recline is at the top and its a fulcrum, so its only maybe a half inch at the knees (it obviously cant do much else the tray wouldnt work).

I’m impressed. The last time I caught something in Cleveland it required three rounds of antibiotics.

That kid is on the fast-track to being an insufferable Ohio State fan in no time.

Here’s a good example of pinkwashing:

High school wrestlers.