In Detroit we call that "Doing the Millen."

Now when fans reference ass sucking at a Lions game they don't have to flash back to the Wayne Fontes era.

I accidently bit the left nipple off my blow up doll and she did the same thing spinning around the bedroom until the ceiling fan decapitated her then she flew out the window taking out the fly screen and the next door mover man hit her...not a pretty sight.

or bothered to mention that Kerry Washington & Beyonce were both on the list last year, and that the list is something like 10 people long in the women's category.

Hmmm, I'd have been a little more impressed with Jezebel if they'd bothered to mention that fact.

Ok, so Vanity Fair is a "white magazine" and there are other magazines catering to other groups of people. So where's the problem? Seems like everyone gets a magazine. I looked through all of the covers of Ebony from 2000-2008 and there was not a single white face. And so what?

One, I actually grew up extremely poor, so I don't have any class. Two, I don't wear thongs, I just wrote this piece about the phenomenon. Thanks for your insight!

I don't wear thongs, but I am at the point where I want to tell my husband to start showering every time he poops, he has skid marks on ALL his boxers, and it is foul. He says it's because he is a chef who sweats his balls off working in a piping hot kitchen all day, so even when he wipes thoroughly and is clean,…

Easy solution: don't wear thongs.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

You make one hell of a Caucasian, Sammy.

It's called charge stacking, and it's part of the tax of not taking a plea.

Video of incident precludes reliance on res ipsa.

So Im going to get killed for this and I accept it. Seriously in 2014...Is the stance that a woman cant be hit by a man under any circumstance?? If a woman hit a man she shouldn't expect retaliation? So women arent held to the same standard as men when it comes to hitting another human being? I dont know what…

It's kind of distressing to me, though, that 3 month old anything would be even next to the food in a salad bar.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Would it be OK if the juvenile douchebag made the same remark towards a man? You do know that the term to "be fucked" does not actually mean sexual intercourse is involved right? Do you also know that the "preparing her anus" line was another way of saying the author in question was going to be fucked in the…

Again, not a threat. A threat would be, "She should prepare her anus because I am going to come and rape her". There's a pretty broad chasm between defamation and a threat.

Just because we own Kindles doesn't make us SAPS!!