She had come so hard she broke her own hymen.

You are correct, sir/madam. California law requires that ALL participating parties consent to the recording of a confidential communication.

Napierville?

Thanks for your response. My comment was meant to be facetious, sort of. However, I did grow-up in a Midwestern city with a large Polish population, and I often heard the word "Polack" (Polak?) used by Poles and non-Poles alike. The context was almost always between friends and meant as a comic jab. Likewise, in that…

But wait, it's okay for my Polish friends to call each other Polack ?

Right?! I was going to post the exact same thing. Good to know I'm not the only one who finds her voice grating.

As a Michigan State fan and alum, thanks, but no.

Another good starch to eat with pot roast - rutabagas.

No shit.

Who's Anna Kournikova?

Agreed. Skim milk is liquified cow phlegm.

Ham is not a Thanksgiving foodstuff.

The infamous jellied cranberry turd, hellspawn from Satan's scabrous sphincter. Why, America?

For the same reason that you peel your mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving, you don't add roasted garlic (or fucking parmesan cheese or some other Eye-talian foodstuff) to your Thanksgiving mashed potatoes. Because Thanksgiving is a traditional American meal, certain traditions must be respected and observed - e.g. serve…

You lost me at "Harvard-Yale game."

Viola?

Where is pancakes house?

• "Alumnus, motherfucker."