"Doctor" Phil? Really?

I don't see a big difference between the replacement refs and the "real" refs.

Nothing gets me going like the overwhelming stench of urine.

This is such bullshit. Where are the sanctimonious NCAA assholes who have a conniption if a booster buys a kid a doughnut, yet have no problem with this despicable practice? After being sacrificed as glorified tackling dummies for the university's coffers, the Savannah State players should get to line-up and kick the…

Sand kitty!

Oh, Rick. If that porn-stache of yours could talk, what tales it would tell.

I know, right? White people can't rap, black people can't swim, Asian people can't drive, etc. Thank gawd we have no shortage of pigeonholes. How else would we know what we're supposed to think?

That was Alexander Hamilton sipping from the watermelon. Obviously.

When he speaks, he sounds like he survived a cold water drowning.