I’m just mad that Conan ended up getting them tall boys instead of forties in the end. White boy just doesn’t understand.

This sounds so sweet and loving. Thanks for sharing it. :D

My mother sent me that poem a few years ago after I was ranting to her about the self-indulgent excess of so much contemporary verse and it singlehandedly gave me a whole new appreciation of the genre. Thanks for posting it. :)

Damn, this would have been awesome to watch. We need to get you into the writers room.

So glad I’m not the only one. I was wondering how high-as-fuck you have to be to hype Chipotle on Twitter with a picture of a cheese platter.

I require more information about this alleged ceiling-dweller.

Even when matched up with the big names, HH still ends up serving the takeaway lines. "What doesn't kale you..."

"Just yoouuuu know whyyyy..."

Yeah, maybe she was worried that you were the kind of guy who would start creep-messaging her and never stop or something. I'm sure that as a semi-celebrity she's had to deal with that before. Still, I'd actually be more pissed at getting unfriended than at getting turned down for a date. Getting unfriended is like "I…

Hold the fuck up bro - you almost went on a date with the real-life Asami? Daaaang. To bad she unfriended you; I would have been perfectly happy just being Facebook friends with her.

Interesting. Thanks for your input; you seem to know stuff.

Well Book One was a mess due to Nick fucking over the writers by changing a miniseries into a four-season show after the first season was already written (thus the Aang Ex Machina instead of what could have been a fantastic setup for the next season: Korra learning how to get her bending back). Book Two was basically…

See, I thought that the Fire Nation was supposed to be Japan - militaristic, technologically refined, in thrall to their emperor (recall the Flashdance episode when Aang infiltrates a Fire Nation school and the kids are all singing praises to the Fire Lord). Certainly North Korea is a modern-day parallel but the…

She played Yue (the Ice Princess from the Northern Water Tribe) in the Movie-That-Must-Not-Be-Named, as I recall. Maybe voicing Asami was her penance for her part in that abomination.

As long as Jiu Li comes along with him. Somebody has to do the thing, after all.

Always thought that the Earth Kingdom was a doppelganger for China, myself. Large, overpopulated, huge cities with an isolated and detached monarchy and plenty of court intrigue, and with lots of walls and secrets. North Korea has no monopoly of repression or corruption, after all.

They were both uneven in my viewing, but Book One started off slow (pro-bending and relationship drama getting in the way of the Amon plot) before speeding up and ending with the unsatisfying Aang Ex Machina event. Probably in response to those criticisms, Book 2 started out with a rush of activity that took until the…

I think the epochal degree of fandom for the Korrasami ship on Tumblr finally convinced the showrunners that it's okay to have two girls hanging out together, especially if it means you can throw some ship tease in there as well.

Basically cosigning everything you said. A great return to form for the show. Hopefully the writers can start smoothing out some of the more awkward characters (like Bumi, who is apparently an eight-year-old inhabiting a middle-aged man's body, or Bolin, who is still Sokka with all the interesting and funny parts…

To begin: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read the menu! 90% of your questions can be answered with the menu. You want to know if a ham footlong is still five dollars? Its price is listed on the menu. How much do our drinks cost? There's a whole "Sides" menu panel with everything you ever wanted to know about that. How much do…