You are well on the way to understanding how to live with a woman, my son ...

Not so!

Perhaps you would care to explain why I was the recipient of your undoubtedly clever snark?

Heck, that guy is five years YOUNGER than I am.

To echo a common sentiment in the comments, no duh, dood.

"Not only is his accent and affliction ..."

Interesting article and as a former interviewer, I can attest to its accuracy.

Need one shaped like Serenity.

Have you seen the bucket they have Dredd wearing?

A BOX OF BAGUETTES?

Spleen! Damn, dude, stand way over there, okay?

If you are mentioning Footfall, I guess it would have been overkill to mention Ceres Base, from Niven's Known Space stories, where Ceres is mined and the tunnels become habitat.

As a former journalist, I was privileged to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner (I still have the program!).

500 miles, plus or minus.

Wow. Ew. HD is not kind to porn stars.

I think I may know.

"J.J.'s found a way to make the future accessible to the present. He's able to track the story of the heart through this very heightened and stylized, [tactile] universe."

You are correct.

Get a cat that likes to be fed at the same time every morning. A quiet "mow" at the door that escallates to "knock over the chess set" if not answered. Very effective.

I second that ban (the cloudy fake god in Star trek V: The Undiscovered Country).