I always thought TANSTAAFL was a Niven-ism.

Are you saying dere's sometin wrong wid my kakis?

PAX East gets an inflatable tank?

You should have seen their Cherbourg before the circumcision.

I dunno, France seems to be enjoying the experience a little too much.

I was elected governor of that state, but discovered that they would not give me anything sharp to eat with, so I left.

IIRC, at this point in the fight, Joker had stabbed Batman several times, he had been shot, and was on the verge of passing out.

They can have my sword when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers ... like, next week.

Pretty neat, but not "the bike of my dream."

Beat me to it.

My thought exactly. Printable 3-D robots.

I have a theory, and the theory is mine, which I call the Rumtum Theory, or Theory of Rumtum, and it goes like this, this theory of mine ...

Oh, that's the turtle's THUMB. I had an "oh noes!" moment scanning through this.

"With a Twist!"

A bit of a hijack, since this post is Wrath of the Titans (and not Immortals), but since everyone has acknowledged its awful awfulness, and Sam Worthington's talentless talentless-ness, let me just say that I concur with your assessment.

Didn't used to be.

We played a version we called (for no reason better than our fondness for the Elric Saga) "Melnibonian War Rules Risk"

Only one?

Gee, for me, left YES, middle maybe, right nope, not gonna.

Ah, it's all a marketing ploy by Nike! Makes perfect sense.