Trump’s golfing that day anyway.

I agree with approximately zero of this man’s policies. I thought his inflicting Sarah Palin on all of us was one of the worst political blunders of the last fifty years. I vigorously campaigned against him, and would do so still. But now that we have seen the depths of GOP hypocrisy, and the absolute vacuum of…

Counterpoint: don’t fuck Paul Ryan. He doesn’t deserve it and would probably be bad it it anyway.

Hannity, sensing the slip-up, tried to end the interview.
“Sean, I’ve got more,” Giuliani said.
“Well mayor—”
“LET ME SPEAK SEAN”
“The floor is yours.”
“Okay. Cruz is the Zodiac.”
“WE’RE REALLY OUT OF TIME MAYOR”

Proudest moment in my casual dating career was when I asked, he said he doesn’t do that, and I told him to leave. Then, I ordered myself a pizza.

Did you know, that the easiest way, to look smart, is to use, lots, and lots, of, commas?

I’m not always super excited to do some stuff either (swallowing, for one), but you know what? I’m a fucking grown up, and sex is about giving and experiencing pleasure, so I rock my boy’s world however he wants.

Then my job is done!!! Huzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

Possibly, but I maintain that it’s the simplest explanation that they’re just a pack of idiots.

That exhibit was ridiculously amazing. All the Costume Institute exhibits are great, but I will never forget that one.

WRT the ‘shoot someone on 5th Ave’ comment:

“People in the White House are a little concerned about what looks like the roller coaster ride ahead,” one White House official said.

Oh, I know (lawyer here), and also Trump simply isn’t clever enough to plan even one step ahead.

That bounding exit makes me giggle helplessly

You guys, I’m going to go ahead and say it: Kanye West is not a genius.

This is the face of “I’d rather be grading tests.”

As a man, her sexual explicitness doesn’t turn me on as much as her confidence to shed her inhibitions and express her sexuality, if that makes sense. When a woman tells me what she wants, and is even selfish about her needs, for me, it’s an aphrodisiac. Mya’s R&B song “It’s All About Me” represents what I mean…

She super surprised me when she dropped that unedited minimal (no makeup?) photo awhile back. She is a super beautiful natural beauty. I have always been a fan of hers but this new look even make me like her even more. You go and get all that sex girl. Do you.