Okay.

*files nails*

I gave up on love after Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman called it quits.

So, I have decided based on seeing a couple of your comments here, that I am going to follow you. And I am going to flag every single asshole thing you say. And I am not going to let you forget that you made fun of a wonderful human being by insulting that person vis a vi their addiction. That is a low fucking blow,…

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

“Them shits are ashy. I didn’t wanna say it on live TV ’cause I’m a gentleman, but pan down to them shits. She can cut glass with them shits.”

I believe that there are some tide pods somewhere patiently waiting for you to eat them. You should get on that.

Well he has affluenza, he can’t survive out there on his own!

He even managed to somehow get a haircut that makes him look like a cast member of the alt-right version of Vanderpump Rules. Yup, looks like he served real hard time.

it also proves how stupid rich white people are.

In 2013

If people can see the cases of Ethan Couch and Brock Turner and dont believe that white privileged isn’t real, than they’re being deliberately obtuse.

People wonder how we end up with guys like Donald Trump. This is how.

His probation includes a curfew—he must be at home from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. and is not allowed to drink.

He thinks it will somehow make him look skinnier.

It’s pretty simple to understand - if Trump succeeds in his agenda, the country does not. He works mainly for himself, his kids, and his billionaire buddies, whose interests don’t normally align with 99% of the American people. So of course we don’t root for him to succeed.

Fuck off, no one owes that flabby dotard shit. It’s the other fucking way around. Fuck that bullshit about “he’s our president” and “equal time”. When he says or does something worthy of respect I’ll respect him, however I’m fully confident that day will never come. I’m totally fucking sick and tired of hearing you…

I want the country to succeed. I do not want Trump to succeed. Because if he succeeds at what he wants to do, it will be worse for most people including myself.