Am I the only middle-aged woman Hamm does nothing for? I mean, nothing.

“The language he used in this podcast—and in my conversations with him in recent days—made it clear that the original tweet did, in fact, represent his carefully considered views,” Goldberg wrote.

“kind of squishy about capital punishment in general,” he has a “soft spot for hanging.”

the fuck is this?

Your first sentence is maddening true. Shame on us. 

pssst. That’s because he is so very very cool.

“I didn’t hire a decorator,” she said. “I did it myself. I spent the days mostly in this exact outfit—this coat, these Ugg boots, leggings, no makeup, my hair tied up in a bun, Ubering back and forth between the hotel and the house, measuring.”

I find him so very unattractive.

Yeah, it’s an odd tweet, tone-wise.

So, we want to look at things that really provide for everybody and doesn’t impede the rights of one for the sake of the other.”

“We obviously believe in equal rights for everybody, including the LGBT community,”

yup. Fuck actual people. What a shit place to be.

I want Mississippi to be the safest worst place in America for an unborn child women.

Jesus Christ, Mississippi.

spend “a lot of money on great commercials showing how bad it is.

He is fucking unhinged - even more than ‘normal’.