Jesus, I haven't seen a Greek with that many men after him since Alcibiades.

Great. I can look forward to spending the rest of my life listening to arguments as to why Jarred Cosart should be allowed in the Hall of Fame anyway.

Someone's never been to Deadspin....

Possibly the first Gawker Media writer to actively request dick pics...

Please note, on page 14 of the embedded PDF, the person from Utah who included the full lyrics to both "Get Ur Freak On" and "Work It" to demonstrate how indecent the songs are.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

I can't help but wonder if that's why i'm seeing more of the flavored bourbons on the market. Like perhaps if they mix it with honey or cinnamon liquor, they can get more bottles out of a batch? Or is that lousy bourbon they're covering up?

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Atari 2600!

The horror, indeed..

the best is if it was a really gentle twee indie sound

Finally! I've always said the problem with Taco Bell is that their food is too damn healthy.

Oh goddammit... They're finally gonna pull me back in.

"value meals apparently will cost around $8"

In point of fact, plutocrat-apologists have been bemoaning the desire for employees to be treated like human beings and warning of the imminent robot takeover since at least 1988. 1858.

Also, seriously, play the game in French. It's silly playing it in English.

This fucking guy...

somebody's a bit of an attention whore

UW, always keeping it classy.....