This: "Customers are able to select exactly which ingredients they want using a touchscreen — an ingredient list which also includes items such as jalapeños, grilled mushrooms, and spicy mayo, if you have the lack of self-preservation instincts required to trust McDonald's to prepare any of those things. Burgers…

No, they aren't food...but even mixed with catshit and car tire, they taste amazing when you're stoned.

I hope the debut this thing in Denver round about April the 20th. They'll have so much goddamned money on their hands if they do...

Honestly, I thought the only thing missing from this film was nipples on the chest plate.

Nice to see that Ann Coulter is getting work on the big screen...yeeesh.

What the hell is a clitoral combat ship...?

I can hear that shoe screaming from here after being dipped. The same horror one saw from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Really just shocked...SHOCKED, I say, that the Oakland Raiders didn't make the list. (and yeah, I picked this story up from Deadspin...can't help myself...)

Really just shocked...SHOCKED, I say, that the Oakland Raiders didn't make the list. (and yeah, I picked this story…

That's awesome.

So I totally get that this is the harshest non-banned-for-life penalty in baseball - my question is this: A-rod took steriods, lied about it, took them some more, set a ton of records, had a hall of fame career, but he was continually on the juice...

I miss playing P.A.W.S. and Oregon Trail.

"A Banned Substance"

I think my favorite one is from Victor Cruz about the 'hood getting Zimmerman in less than a year. I'm sure now that he's earning $45.879 million over six years with incentives, he gets down to the 'hood every chance he gets...why I'll just bet he's just like dem po' folks he has such a pulse on.