Meh. Don’t bother. It wears off in 10 minutes. Which makes you want more, which gets you hooked and/or makes you do more than you actually wanted to in the first place. There’s also the horrible hangovers. There’s also the fact that you have to hang out with Cocaine People, which is even worse than the hangover.

Drug mules are taking on potentially fatal risks. Especially if they are swallowing the pellets. If something happens and they have it in their body for longer than intended, gastric acids will start to break down the pellets.

See, I love me some drugs and Coke always was the most meh to me. I mean, if someone offers me free cocaine I won’t scoff at it but I won’t typically seek it out BC for the price the high you get is kinda negligible. It also does make it hard to pee and completely messed with your stomach and you will have gross…

Husband: I’ve never heard of Phyllis Schlafly

It’ll be half-hour segments of Grandpa Joe smoking ditch weed while rocking aviators in a camaro. Uncle Tim will continually remind him to wear his seatbelt while breaking into intermittent harmonica solos. They’ll occasionally prank call Boehner and make friendship bracelets for Obama.

I’ve done A LOT of drugs in Maine, and I honestly got them all from white folk.

In recent years, the LePage cartel has flooded the market with drugs to blame drug problems on minorities. Pretty standard, really

I feel like he’s the U.S. version of Rob Ford, but much less funny

I wish there could be a deeper look at the Clinton relationship, but it’s so complicated that I think it will have to wait probably decades before we get a perspective that is about them as individuals in a relationship and not adopting the perspective of one political group or another.

This! If MRA types can call radical (and not so radical) feminists feminazis, why not call their friends the conservanazis? Okay, maybe it doesn’t have the best ring, but we can come up with something.

Someone I follow on Twitter (I think Noah Garfinkel) said today “if we’re going to accept the phrase ‘alt-right,’ can we start calling Cosby an ‘alt pharmacist’?”

This is the thing that infuriates me about FOX is their insistence she is simultaneously a befuddled, incontinent geriatric and a criminal mastermind that has been breaking laws and fixing elections since her husband was in office.

BTW, can we stop calling them the “alt-right?” So, like, the Klan may have been getting their hoods and robes laundered the past decade or two, and the Nazis hid their little swatika patches, but they are still the Klan and the Nazis.

I fall in this camp, too. I sort of cringe at what’s happening because I agree with your assessment that she is a social climber and did not expect to be this heavily scrutinized. I imagine Melania found out Trump was running for President the same way we all did and that there was no conversation about it in their…

We need a 500 days of Lochte!

I know, I love it. I never had any feelings about him one way or the other, but his role as America’s lovable (?) sex idiot has always cracked me up.

Amazing! Just moments after I saw Matt Lauer’s interview, I ran into Ryan and snapped this photo:

It’s fine to feel sorry for her. I think she’s just your average social climber, and she never expected to be in the national spotlight like this where people are paid money to actually check the things you say.

One thing’s sure, whoever her legal representation was is probably going to get sued by Trump.

A very, very small part of me wants to feel bad for this woman. Fortunately that part is scared shitless of the rest of me so...

The problem is they didn’t have any brand name actors. Imagine what a huge success it would have been (Ben?) had it starred Adam Sandler.