Keep your hands OFF our guns!!!! Because you might accidentally shoot us. God those things are dangerous.

The ISIS connections are legit the least interesting thing about this. Dude was barely educated about ISIS at all other than knowing that they were terrorists in Syria who he could mentally twist into being freedom fighters. He was a shithead closet case with an anger problem and a chronic case of misogyny whose…

And if anyone comes on saying that gun laws don’t work cos of this they can kindly go fuck themselves.

Something tells me Barack is gonna become a regular at Red Lobster pretty soon.

They were constantly grasping at straws to find something “controversial” about her, when she has really done her job impeccably.

Even worse when people seem to actively go against common sense just to spite you - ie, “how dare you try and keep our children from getting fat” kind of stupid.

I will forever be in awe of Michelle’s class and restraint during her tenure as FLOTUS. Imagine a gang of stupid, racist, liars, all of whom have a vendetta against you and your husband and blather on about it constantly. Now imagine having to mix socially with that gang and having them in your damn house on a regular…

Not only did he read Dr Seuss, but he read Green Eggs and Ham and seemed to think it was a cautionary tale against trying new things.

Butter Battle Book seems more appropriate, since his entire Seuss shtick last time was to completely misunderstand the lesson of the book he was reading.

He read Dr Seuss to filibuster, the Democrats spoke for 14 hours and 30 minutes and every second of it was pertinent information to the debate on gun control. Fuck Ted Cruz.

I know you can’t ever really know a politician, but I’ve met Chris Murphy, and he seems to really care. He has town hall meetings here in Connecticut, and he treats people who disagree with him with respect, and they (except for the people who are just there to be angry and shouty) have a real conversation. I’m glad…

He doesn’t want to win. He just doesn’t. He never thought he’d get the nomination, nobody did, it was just a ploy to get some free publicity, which is what he really lives for. But now that there is a chance he could win, he’s panicking because he knows he can’t govern. He doesn’t want to actually sit down and set…

“I will be meeting with the NRA, who has endorsed me, about not allowing people on the terrorist watch list, or the no fly list, to buy guns.”

I’m waiting for “three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...with arsenic sauce.”

I my fervent hope is that when Trump loses the election....BADLY, he will have pissed off so many people that NOBODY will want to fucking do business with him.

It’s about fucking time.

Also, it’s fucking embarrassing that our President should have to even acknowledge that orange turd’s very existence. It’s beneath him.

So Lean is basically the new sizzurp? I’m old, pregnant, and painfully white so I’m not up on what the kids are drinking these days. We just had Boon’s Farm. Those were simpler times.

According to a former coworker, you make it yourself. With like Mountain Dew (I think?) and cough syrup and Jolly Ranchers and shit.