“an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar”

If only Trump’s father had pulled out.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

Came to the comments for the same reason.

From the religion classes I took, I learned that Islam and Christianity has a common ancestor in Judiasm. All three are called something like religions of the book. I even learned that in college when I took a class from a Catholic priest who helped us study all three. So, as far as I know she is correct.

This is the sort of story that will never be told: the implications are too sordid; the themes it would touch on are such that we do not dare look too directly. Polite company turns its face away.

I cannot think of a story more likely to be fucked up by Hollywood than that of Saartje Baartman.

I’m 25 and I LOVE Steely Dan. I've seen them in concert 3 times. I’m so disappointed in this. Why, Fagen, why?!

If I find out something terrible about Geddy Lee, I may just have to commit seppuku.

FINALLY we have a news item about a celebrity musician whom all the over-40 Jezzies can make/recognize lyrics puns for. “And when you smile for the camera [in your mug shot], I know they’re gonna love it” etc.

Hopefully after this he won’t go back, Jack, and do it again.

Trump has paid for the BEST sex, though.

his new nickname = NIGHTMARE ON WALL STREET

Roost, chickens. ROOST.

This is Carrie Fisher’s mom, Debbie Reynolds, at 60:

She’s pushing 60 and her character has spent the last 3+decades trying to hold a galaxy together. Something is wrong with her face?

I think the boy could probably use a break from Madonna, as I have no doubt her gargantuan celebrity persona (to say nothing of the demands of her tour) could easily steamroller a kid’s emerging, independent personality.

I love that you wrote this, because my mom has been paying (re: bribing) nuns in my hometown to pray for me for years (when you donate food to them, they ask if you have anything you would like them to pray for) and my mom HONESTLY is baffled by the fact that I have not gotten anything she has asked them to pray for…

They were my aunt’s favorite order*! I got soooo many cards during finals in college telling me they were praying on my behalf.

Well the CDC does recommend condoms even for blowjobs, right?