He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.

Luckily, I don't have to dress to impress HeLa cells...

And be persistent if they balk. It is very, very rare that they have literally no other rooms available.

Also, know in advance what an inferior room is FOR YOU. For me, when I am in a big city, I need a room with no view, no balcony, not high, close to stairs or elevator ( little noise from traffic, easy to escape in case of a fire, weird mental thing regarding balconies). What often sounds great is not for many.

Garlic's not a problem if you both eat it.

Even a special interest teen magazine back in the day wasn't entirely indistinguishable from a catalogue the way it is now.

Cigarettes don't kill people, cancer does

Let's seat you next to this guy from SkyMall.

Next time I'm flying I'm DEFINITELY telling the person next to me that cats are reading my mind.

I can't see how this could go wrong.

HIPAA violations are MAJOR. There are medical privacy laws for REASONS. That idiot Rawls is fucked.

They should ask them to clean the restrooms, too. That proves, um, that they know a lot about coding, or something.

While they're employing this baseless pseudoscience, they should get measurements of the applicants' skull size too.

So why not skip the code test altogether and just offer them a beverage? If they say "sure, some water please' hire them on the spot.

I've heard of such tests before. In particular, a company was listed incorrectly on mapping services such as Google. The applicant would be told, "Don't use Google Maps, follow these directions." If they showed up at the wrong place, they weren't offered and interview.

had a hidden test for interviews at my job. We have a couple buildings in our office park but we give clear directions on what building number we are. If you can't take the time to arrive early and make sure you are at the right building you've ultimately failed before you've arrived. Never hired anyone who went to…

Over the years I've interviewed a couple hundred people for programming positions. There is a hands-on portion of the test where they sit in front of a computer and write some code. I've always asked if they want "coffe, tea, or water". I've discovered that the only people who finish the test successfully are the…

So they're basing someone's hiring on whether or not they decide to take charge and throw someone else's item away without the owner's consent.

Please. I don't expect that kindergarten teachers in a quaint little town to carry concealed weapons, and frankly would be more worried if they did. No one is saying we are going to repeal the second amendment - just have a fucking discussion about gun control. No private citizen in this country needs some of those…