Throwing out Racey McRacistface is an excellent start. The next thing they need to do is boot out the assholes who are trying to incite people to kill Hillary Clinton. For the love of the last fucking brain cell in the last fucking brain of the last fucking idiot in the hall, isn’t the Secret Service responsible for…

“I really regret setting fire to your house. Here, have some of these s’mores.”

Mine has always looked very much like the one on the left, and I was a virgin until I was 20.

I don’t get it either. Although it didn’t get much general press until recently, Theranos has been stumbling along for twelve or thirteen years. This wasn’t a disruptive technology so much as it was a lumbering dinosaur.

Wow, that’s taking the Mary Sue thing too damned far. Can’t she just fall in love with Edward Cullen or Jon Snow or some obscure boy band member, like all the other 14-year-old fanfiction writers do?

He hasn’t mentioned his and Melania’s ten-year-old son yet. Seriously, I’d love to hear what that kid has to say.

Then we got “heroin chic” in the 1990s. What goes around comes around ....

Hot Italian sausage > sweet Italian sausage > Polish sausage > bratwurst > hot dogs!

This. The whole damn family had the idea that you need to have guns at the ready all the time because other armed people are always there to hurt or kill you. (Or at least the parents had it, and raised their daughters to buy into it too.) In the end, one disturbed family member with a loaded gun and an uncontrollable…

Supposedly, if you hit the coals just so, and move quickly, not enough heat gets transferred to your skin to cause burns. There’s no “mind over matter” about it — it’s just matter. Of course, hot coals are an uneven surface, so people can stumble on them. And if you move too quickly, you can thrust your feet too…

I don’t understand all the fascination with “sovereignty”. There have been heated disagreements over the relationships between the EU and the governments of its member nations, but it’s an evolving institution that is less than 25 years old in its present form. And, realistically, it’s not going to completely release…

“As far as gays are concerned they [in Middle Eastern countries] throw them off buildings ... They kill gays in these countries.”

Some of the accounts trickling out of his last couple of rallies indicate that he’s now asking his supporters to identify protestors in the crowd so that they can be thrown out. This has purportedly led to some of his actual supporters being mistaken for protestors and getting thrown out.

And the sad part is that this would be one of the easiest problems to fix. The NRA and friends claim that if your physician asks you about guns in your home, you’re now on a de facto gun registry. But (a) medical records are private, and (b) why not simply permit opting out of having one’s responses become part of…

Sounds like a British Jared Loughner.

Here’s what I do with all of my laundry, whether or not it has extra potential for getting ripe:

One of the most horrifying things I’ve ever read was the story of Christopher Bizilj, the 8-year-old boy from Connecticut who accidentally shot himself to death in 2008 because his father and the staff of a gun show allowed him to fire an Uzi. The incident was also witnessed by the little boy’s 11-year-old brother.…

I’m sure that any time little Donny Trump couldn’t get promoted to the next grade on his own merits, his daddy bought a promotion for him.

... Donald Trump, a desiccated, hollowed-out pumpkin stuffed with wasps ....

She once told an interviewer that having an alternative plan was an admission of failure. This is not someone I would trust to remain in touch with reality.