I’ve seen this one go around. (People tend to send me things like this, since I’ve done research on stinging Hymenoptera and still have a strange fondness for them.)

I have an extreme fear of medical exams and tests, probably because of some unnecessarily scary experiences with doctors when I was a small child. I still get these things done on schedule, but they cause me unbelievable anxiety. I also have generalized anxiety disorder, so the combination is no fun at all.

Some vegetables don’t take well to this unless briefly blanched first. I once tried to saute raw green beans, and thought I’d have to attach my jaw to a steamshovel in order to chew them afterwards.

There’s another kind of scam that doesn’t necessarily cost money, unless one counts donations to sleazy organizations that use political or religious fearmongering to spread rumors. An older member of my family, who is religious and somewhat conservative but not what you’d call an extremist, has still fallen for some…

Blatter probably wouldn’t hug his own mother without first being paid a bribe.

Also, sometimes one partner in a lesbian relationship will arrange with a male relative to be the sperm donor for the other partner, so that the non-birth mother will still have a biological relationship to the child.

I’d be happier for them if they’d first announced that they were getting counseling to deal with the domestic violence issue. Whether the violence was one-sided or mutual, it seems scary for a couple to be having a baby so soon afterwards.

Or that a 7-year-old is not a 14-year-old. When I was about 6, a neighbor boy (same age as me) and I showed each other what we had. Then we both cracked up laughing, zipped up our pants, and played something age-appropriate that did not involve revealing or touching any genitalia whatsoever.

Everything gets worse once Stephen Harper gets involved.

“I’m sorry that for some reason you decided not to invite me, despite us spending so many good times together. Sad face.”

I think it’s okay to cut someone of any age a lot of slack for his or her birthday. Don’t be mean to him, don’t fire him from his job, don’t end a relationship with him if you want it to stay amicable, yada yada. But “not getting married that weekend because it’s too close to the birthday of someone you dated five…

Or you could change your name and move to another country!

I don’t remember where I first heard of this three-axis model, but it distinguishes among homo/hetero/bi-erotic, -sexual, and -romantic. The “erotic” part is what turns you on, the “sexual” part is about what you actually want to do sexually, and the “romantic” part is about with whom you can fall in love. (That…

Fear of fruit makes my head spin. Yes, there’s sugar in sweet fruits. But I don’t buy that we’re getting dangerous sugar overdoses from eating too many fresh apples and peaches. We’re getting fiber and vitamins from them, and it’s hard to take in enough fresh fruit to make it the sugar equivalent of candy.

Well, quitting is a good start. Staying the hell out forever would be an even better choice for him.

The closest I ever came to a threesome was a spontaneous attempted FFM with one of my best friends and her on-again off-again BF. The “spontaneous” part was the deal-breaker; it was obvious that she was uncomfortable with it, I became increasingly uncomfortable with it, and although I felt no reason to fear her BF, I…

After I put on my usual light touch of powder blush, I like to give the brush a quick swipe just under each brow bone at the end. For some reason, the usual method of highlighting that area with light-colored eyeshadow is completely invisible on me, but putting a little hint of blush there does wonders for my overly…

There’s also a vegetarian version. Being a flexitarian type, I have both (on my iPad and iPhone). There is some overlap, though, especially on the side dishes, so if you’re not likely to cook a lot of meatless meals, the original is probably sufficient.

Shouldn’t he have been called “Tire Irons”?