I first heard it as Harvard vs. MIT.

Worst: Was attending a week-long research conference in an Australian city. I must have been exposed to a bad respiratory bug on the flight over, because on the second day I came down with one of the worst colds I’ve ever had in my life. Had to give a couple of presentations, and my colds tend to be accompanied by…

How the actual fuck did he “go missing” after being arrested for imprisoning a woman in a box for four months? Was he released on bail? Did he escape from jail?

I wasn’t at this particular wedding, but at a family member’s wedding reception, the bride’s 16-year-old niece caught the bouquet — and said niece’s 14-year-old brother caught the garter. I’m told it was awkward.

I refused to participate in bouquet-catches when I was single, and I also refused to toss the bouquet at my wedding. I did, however, toss a small bouquet of wildflowers at my dissertation-defense after-party. (Catch it and you’ll be next to graduate!) One of the other doctoral students caught it, but graciously handed…

I was thinking exactly the same thing — that he was sexually assaulting and harassing his own sisters. In that subculture, there would have been very few opportunities for him to meet up with other girls when he was 14, and even if he did, they probably would have been chaperoned. Plus, this isn’t someone being…

Wasn’t Daenerys aged up for the TV show too? In the book, she was only 13 when her brother forced her to marry Drogo.

Haven’t the TV eps added a lot of rapes that aren’t in the books? I’m kind of a GOT novice, but I remember that in the book, Drogo didn’t rape Daenerys on their wedding night.

I know I should do this, but I love, love, love, love, love the feel of brand-new clothes that haven’t been washed yet.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

I’m a big fan of education for its own sake, but I’d add this to #7: If you’re considering becoming a full-time graduate student, prioritize programs that pay for themselves with teaching or research assistantships. That way, if your graduate degree doesn’t give you a clear path into a job, you’re not concurrently…

I had an aunt and uncle who were first cousins once removed; he was her mother’s much younger first cousin. They didn’t meet until she was in her late teens and he was in his twenties, so they didn’t grow up together. They were happily married for nearly 50 years. Nothing problematic about their descendants; that’s…

It’s only a matter of time before one of these idiots claims that, because some of the people hurt in the crash must have been gay, they got hurt because they were gay. Like gay gravity is more dangerous than straight gravity, or something like that.

I’ve never been in much of a position to meet show business* or sports celebrities, but I’ve met a few science celebrities. Stephen Jay Gould was snidely dismissive of me when, after a talk he’d given at my graduate institution, I tried to tell him how important his books were to my pursuit of a graduate degree in…

One woman testified, saying that she would have never terminated her pregnancy if someone would have just told her that there was a baby in there.

And, add the unspoken subtext that a baby is a “consequence”; just more evidence that, to these clowns, kids are only human lives until they’re born. It reminds me of David Steinberg’s great one-liner: “My parents always accepted me for what I was — a punishment from God.”

Mr. Sububi loves to use loose Vitamin C powder as a table condiment! I personally can’t stand the stuff.

Ugh. I’m post-menopausal, and when I first needed to use lube, I tried K-Y because I figured it was an old standard. I don’t know if it affects other people this way, but it’s extremely irritating to my mucous membranes. After remembering that one function of lube is to make you less likely to be sore after sex, I…

I interpreted the body language more than I did the words, actually. It’s actually pretty difficult to offend me merely by being excessively informal, so it was quite an achievement on this guy’s part.

That is the operational definition of dodging a bullet.