This is a bad take. That speed bump specifically causes him problems. Look more closely at the picture. It’s obvious there’s a problem specific to his garage. As he exits his garage, the sidewalk slopes down into a gutter, but the speed bump is much higher than the gutter.

This piece is WAY too long! 3,000 words? Edit, cuzzo.

Or:

He clearly didn’t follow load strapping 101:

I have a family member who truly seems to not be racist to the individual people of color he knows but definitely stereotypes, in a racist way, the amorphous group of black people or undocumented people. When he is around specific people he knows don’t have papers or a black or brown person, he is fine and friendly wit…

Pie > cake.

While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

My uncle has an MBA and a doctorate in “leadership.” As anyone who has had a conversation with the man can attest, one thing is true: if the MBAs don’t kill us, they’ll get us to kill ourselves if only to be spared hearing them talk more. 

How long has this been a soccer term? I’m intrigued. I can only hope it’s in reference to my favorite Christmas carol of all time:

FYI this happened in Mechanicsville VA just outside of Richmond, VA (which, if you know Mechanicsville — this story makes a lot more sense). Not in NOVA or Fairfax. Not sure how that mix up occurred.

Not necessarily. They could still have bonuses tied to sales volume and to sales of S’s. They could also be in fear of losing their dealership if they don’t meet a certain quota. In other words, I’m sure there are still plenty of ways in which these sales people are pressured to sell-sell-sell.

Maybe it came up before, wasn’t aired, and MTV effectively used her footage to both ratchet up the drama and out him. That’s my guess as to watch she might mean.

I’m no expert (I’m largely an idiot, actually) but maybe at night the planes were lined up such that their running lights looked like patterned landing lights and a pilot unfamiliar with the airport just knew that is runway was the righter most runway, so he lined up on what appeared from a distance to be the righter…

To give you an idea as to how much of a cock-up this was:

RRRRUUUSSSSSTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!

If eating chicken wings like that is Wong, I don’t want to be right.

Acura tech here. All that stuff is surprisingly commonplace. The o-ring, HFL, gas cap, Brembo pads? All par for the course. The dead giveaway for the HFL unit hanging up is to put your hand just in front of the map lamps in the overhead console. If it is warm or hot whilst the car is off, boo-yah.