If you think this is great, check this out; My friend Andrew makes $62,000 per day, working from home. All he needs is an enlarged pituitary gland, and apathy.

I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE.

"...probably the most talented talk show host in the country."

I cannot really stand Cowherd, but man it is rich when a New Yorker complains about sports reporting bias. Just sayin'.

That 18 game season is a killer.

fellas. i been watching the knicks this year and they are NOT good at basketball

Eddie Hazel: [dedicates performance of "Maggot Brain" to Bill Callahan]

He's an asshole, he's a juicer, and he plays DH.

So why does any player in any sport who plays for a bad team continue to suit up? This is a ridiculous opinion, Samer. Especially for a second-year player. He needs to continue to play so that he can improve. He's not Brady or Manning.

Note: The FCC totally has regulatory power over cable TV, they just have less power with cable than with leased government airwaves.

Sports team doctors don't generally get the benefit of the doubt. I'm so used to sports team doctors being quacks that anything that even LOOKS like quackery sets off my alarms. That her site reeks of quackery, but doesn't appear to actually BE quackery is really disconcerting. It's like she learned from quacks,…

HOLY SHIT. I bet nobody on the Paleo Diet has heard that one. You should go tell that to a bunch of Paleo Dieters. I bet they will immediately recognize that your one-liner strips naked the ridiculous folly of their nutritional choices and will hastily recant of their mistake.

(Now might be a good time to admit that I do not at all understand that joke.)

No, this is what they call hosting an awards show. You can only go with the most broad, low hanging fruit because the crowd is not there for comedy and won't follow the comedian down any rabbit holes. It's like a corporate gig but even more restricted due to the TV coverage.

Funny how attention whores with no real talent like Danica Patrick feel like they have a right to dictate their celebrity on their own terms. She can tell ESPN about her new boyfriend. She can be the center of attention on NASCAR races that are "conveniently" sponsored by GoDaddy. 50 percent of the NASCAR race is…

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.

Well, at least there was something positive to come out of this Jameis Winston deal.

Mike Pereira tweeted that it would have been just a 15 yard penalty. If that's all it is, I'd have a waterboy on standby to just dive in front of any player with a clear path to the end zone.

Ha. Yeah, I didn't make it through this article, about how unreadable an SI article is. The line " the use of "politically correct" as a term that has real meaning outside discussions of ancient intra-Communist debates" just killed me. I had to throw in the towel there. Politically correct is a pretty widely used…