Lin is quite simply on fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

...ESPN began the search after realizing cloning was not an option.

Kind of looks like it should read OSU 4:20 ...

"OK, I see the bolt. Now what?"

DEADSPIN: that'll do for the night. here's some talking heads. mic drop.

I find it incredibly hypocritical of a site whose commentariat's motto is "nothing is off limits or too soon for a good laugh" to be criticizing others for doing the same thing. Come off that high horse of yours before you hurt yourself.

If you're looking for 72 virgins it's best to start with the marching band.

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

Enough already with your liberal agenda, San Francisco.

The only difference between the Dolphins and the Saints is that we actually have evidence that someone on the Dolphins did it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.....so we're still equating dogs with people? Not condoning what Vick did, but this is just a little different. It's not like he drove drunk, killed a man, and served less than a week in jail, and was only suspended eight games. While driving a Bentley, no less.

oh, stop

I wanna be very clear here. As a guy who spent a lot of time being a member of a family, I just....it's just, ya gotta question whether this guys heart was really into being a brother—now, I may get grilled for this, but you gotta understand, not everyone can comprehended how complex it gets in the trenches of being a…

Growing up in Big 8 Country, Pistol Pete always creeped the shit out of me.

Agreed. What's the blue splatter on the star side? Alien blood?

So it's not blood, it's just these colors running.

This Sun Sentinel article is pretty asinine. It leads off with the provocative headline that the coaches asked Incognito to "toughen him up," then makes only a minimal attempt to substantiate these claims in the article proper. Note that the phrase "toughen up" is never used in quotation marks in the article,…

He went to hawk harrelson homer call school, the broadcast went silent as they listened to ref talking to doc, such professionals

It's also worth mentioning how Thurgood Marshall, the first African-American Supreme Court Justice and a Baltimore native, was rejected by the University of Maryland School of Law due to segregationist policies. Then he went to Howard University, became a lawyer, then argued Brown v. Board of Education, and won the…