Why street hassle so underrated? One of the greatest songs ever.

Sam - Wooooo everyone look how crazy and shitfaced I got. I'm such a party-girl who doesn't give a fuck about nothin'.

The twerps still got in, though, because Sheridan was also in charge of the security at the ground.

Starts punching him? I see her go and attempt to smack him and probably succeeded. Whether she made any actual decent physical contact is obscured.

Contextual reading comprehension wasn't your strong suit, was it?

Wow, great article. Who's the new writer?

Couple of things - football has replaced baseball as the Sport By Which We As A Country Talk About Things We'd Rather Avoid Talking About, and people don't care about out-of-market MLB teams the way we care about NFL teams, and the Indians have been veeeeery discreetly phasing Chief Wahoo out of the public eye. I…

YOLO!

But mostly he will be remembered as the kid who was hung.

If I may:

There is a difference between having an affair with a grad student trainer and entering into a sexual relationship with one of your players.

Classic Black Lesbian being persecuted by historically racist school who hired her for 20 years and fired her for being a Black Lesbian. Those 20 years in the middle consisted of a multitude of background checks that could not determine her skin color and sexual orientation.

12,000+ words? You'd think Swartz was writing about an Eagles documentary.

I didn't know Reggie Theus was Indian. He doesn't look Indian...

...our team began 81 years ago — in 1932 — with the name “Boston Braves.” The following year, the franchise name was changed to the “Boston Redskins.”

Chocolate City Mothership

That's what my dog keeps telling me...

yes, you are. Also, you're insane.

Excited for this. Typically I'm iffy on 'true stories' because they focus more on the stuff that happened versus the things that got them there, but this looks good.

See, the thing with Argo, and other movies like it - is that they tend to be content just to show us the stuff as it happened. Okay they're escaping on…

You guys at Deadspin should know a troll when you see one!