The point of wearing a headband is to conceal your receding hairline.

I see your clip and raise you grainy footage from ESPN2 where AI dribbles A FUCKING FOOTBALL!

What in god's name is that sentence supposed to mean?

Interesting postscript: Ron was at the filming and when he walked out on set afterwards, the gentleman in the shirt and tie instinctively placed the bag over his head.

"This is number 1 in my '24 Song Covers, Ranked'"

This guy's just trying to get someone to notice he's choking on a hot dog.

i'm not afraid to say i have a man crush on him.

The dialogue sounds made up. People really don't talk like this:

I'm glad I happened to play this game for real the other night and can actually get the joke. Finally!

I actually did get a peek at the revamped rules that will accompany the new commenting system.

Trust me on this one: the girl was a mess.

You forgot to post the rickroll video.

Tech fan: I got it from the individual you so callously refer to as the "Soup Nazi."

This Tech fan was also involved with an incident against Texas A&M a couple years ago. http://t.co/U1UUyE8mxb

the steaming isnt for taste, its to render the fat out of the wings so that when you bake them at a high enough temperature to get crispy wings you dont end up with a smoke filled kitchen from the fat reaching smokepoint temperature.

You are being super obnoxious. Why can't you guys just have different opinions about who is best color commentator without insinuating that the other guy is only disagreeing because he's a misogynist or something? You don't know ANYTHING about the person you're offhandedly calling a bigot.

Freed from New England's top corner, Demaryius Thomas racked up 105 of his 134 yards after Talib left the game.

his avant garde jazz/new wave band

"This rapper boasted he was 'Ready to Die'...

"Here's part one of a two-part series that came in at around 15,000 words comparing the NBA offseason to the justifiably forgotten Midnight Run."