Say what you will about Texas, but I love being back.

Vernon Adams has a bit of Russell Wilson in him. I followed Eastern passively when I lived near Spokane, but I'm taking a bit more interest now. Fun stuff!

I'm obviously very late to the "party", but I feel the need to point out that this is a very, very bad idea. Not because O'Doul's is awful (it is), but because taking in that much water in such a short period of time can wreak havoc on the sodium balance in the blood. It's probably a good thing that he vomited,…

this point needs to be stressed at the very top of the article. this post and others warning of life threatening potential of doing this should get promoted.

What this guy did was not just stupid silliness, it was physically dangerous for him, and you should probably not be publicizing it as an entertaining stunt lest someone else try to reproduce it and die. (And I have never written such a stick-up-my ass post to any of these sites).

Hi math is way off. Should have taken the alcohol EQUIVALENT of about 60 beers. Also, that's an equivalent. It doesn't work when you are consuming 360 oz of liquid with that tiny amount of alcohol spread throughout. Your body can only process so much liquid.

The joke that Deadspin didn't bother to take across the goal line. Finishing counts.

"a very cool stunt that I'd like to have documented by a reputable news outlet."

A PSA: Most people are unaware of the fact you need a visa to visit Brazil. In fact, on most flights to Rio from the U.S. there is at least one guy left here on the curb because he blindly assumed otherwise. The visa requirement is absolute, applying to members of the media as well as the friends and family of…

By disabling a tactically important facility, drugs are finally displaying an understanding of the finer points of "war."

Rex Ryan: "Don't read too much into this signing. Mark Sanchez still gives up...gives us — whoa, Freudian slip! — gives us the best chance to wince. Win! I mean win! God damn it!"

Hey everybody, That Guy showed up.

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Someone ask for precocious indie pop? I swear I heard someone ask... Evening folks, how was your day? Another long day at the office, and some fun times trying to work out an order processing error with Dell that led them to deliver a mouse to me instead of a laptop. I think it's better now though! Also, I wrote a…

your league has nothing on the tattoo league #yoloswag

"How much farther can Titus Young fall?"

Haha - that's some next level humor - relatively, anyway.

I highly recommend a Malian Tuareg band called Tinariwen. Phenomenal, phenomenal stuff.