They're doing it wrong.

A, B, C

I agree with most of your point. I like to equate them to a bad reality show. Other than a few episodes on one particularly lazy Sunday, I never watched Jersey Shore. I've also never seen Duck Dynasty. Despite my limited experience with the show, I knew all about them. That's because people wouldn't shut up about…

I understand it's borderline blasphemy, according to some, to point out that Ralph Wiley wasn't really very good, but Ralph Wiley wasn't really very good.

"Now I finally get to be lazy, too!"

You smell your upper lip. Guy running on the field has no chance.

might as well do this too

His whole organization smells like a busted sepptic tank.

I think he'll be out soon, which is good...but then again, I'm sure his successor won't be any better. There's no cure for this Blatter problem.

The stretcher, on the other hand, isn't expected to survive.

Got to the point in The Ball Is Round where the author talks about Sepp Blatter. Damn. He makes Bud Selig, Roger Goodell, David Stern, and Gary Bettman look like a bunch of boy scouts.

Oh, might as well...

Yep. The Dope Fiend Sandwich is for friends or fellow inmates who are crashing. 1) Take a pack of 2 peanut butter cookies and a Snickers from the commissary/convenience store. 2) Break Snickers in half and place between two cookies 3) Put it all back in the cookie package and smoosh with a book or whatever 4) Feed…

Oxy is what happens when pharma gets together with insurers to deal heroin. That shit (and stuff like it) ruins more lives than a legal drug should. It gets sold like crazy on the street too, kind if makes you wonder why they make and push so much of that shit doesn't it ?

Former addict myself, to both oxy and crack cocaine. I too am well familiar with the nod. I remember watching a fellow user sitting in his chair, eyes rolling, head bobbing, cigarette dangling... As for crack, that's a whole different story. Imagine the best feeling of your life for about 2-10 minutes, then the…

Not Sure What I'm Doing With My Life DUAN!

Little Girl

No one will hate you if brown a little chorizo that's in bite-sized pieces in that pot before you start the whole process.

Can't believe I'm the first one to mention this, but beer works almost better than wine here. And this is one of those rare times it's actually worth using a decent beer - for example, a nice Belgian blonde?
There's a reason Leffe brewery runs a successful chain of restaurants in France that serves basically nothing…

Samer, I don't think you juiced up the headline enough. You're going to have to do better than this if you want to get into the big leagues.