You're not fooling anyone with that alias, Jack Dickey.

20) Dryer lint

San Rafael, the birthplace of 4/20 Weed Smoking Day, will always and forever have a place for Terra Linda High School grad Bill Lee. #LetsGoTrojans #LetsGoPacifics #LetsGetHigh

Are you from earth?

(Pontius Pilate, spiking the punch.)

Oh my word, yes. Also grew up in Darkest NEO (Wallowa County) and am now safe in Corvallis. The WC is at least scenic, but that area around Irrigon...there's a reason the military stashed all the nerve gas there.

I met Goose in the late 90s at Jose Muldoon's in the bustling downtown of Colorado Springs, his home town. I was completely trashed on excellent margaritas and the only thing I could think to say was "I remember when Cliff Johnson broke your thumb!".

Greasy cocksucker? I didn't realize Mike Piazza played with Goose Gossage.

I remember when he dropped that interception. The Longhorn fans in the seats next to me went from utter joy to a mix of anger and sadness. My emotions went the complete opposite. I had started to think that game would go the same way the 2006 one went.

If being purposefully obtuse is your strategy here, you're definitely doing it right. Congrats.

Yes but he was still Kirk Gibson when he hit that homerun not whatever this thing is:

Hurr I'm a durr.

I read the Steve Jobs biography a few months ago and I came away from it finding Jobs to be completely unlikeable. No doubt there was genius in him, but he seemed more or less the person with a general idea and the eye to put together the right talent to actually make his idea a reality. All while driving, pushing,…

They don't know. Only you know and I know.

pretty simple. BIlly boy was trying to be hip hop for the young urban audience and this is what happens when that's not really you. YOu slip up!

Feel like DS published less on merit of controversy and more on the dude's grace in the letter. Dude had an opinion. He justified it (for most part) and bothered to connect with Simmons in thoughtful, personal, diplomatic way. Regardless of who's right or wrong or whether anyone's right or wrong, it might be the right…

Never made a meat based stew or soup? Never poached or parboiled anything? And do you fancy yourself a good cook?

I'm completely mesmerized by this entire thing. Poor number 13 never even stood a chance.

Former Gators star Kerwin Bell!

That's the best part: Every time you watch it you can focus on a different guy and still laugh.