Question: if I use this while bathing in the light of my salt crystal lamp, will I live forever?

I'm singing it to "Riders on the Storm".

No one wants to abolish gender. This is gender neutral pronoun to refer to gender neutral people. People are trying to frame that as "abolishing gender", when it's no such thing.

How do you pronounce those? Zim, zair, and zee?

I understand the reason why many are uncomfortable with this type of thing, although it frustrates me.

There is already a few pronouns in spare use.

How is having a gender-neutral pronoun "abolishing the concept of gender"? That's like saying integration abolished race. If, judging by the confusing header image of the article, the title is instead suggesting that Sweden is abolishing differences in gender expression—well, I don't see that either. There is still…

"BREASTS! Breasts breasts breasts breasts, breasts breasts! Misogyny! Breasts? Breasts!"

So, you "don't know" if there's fairies under your garden or if there's a china teapot floating in between Earth and Mars too small to be seen with even our strongest telescopes? There's no data either way in those cases, too. Scientifically, "knowing" means you assign a high probability to a statement's truth and not…

Looks like it's nevermore for you, asshole!

Oh, I misunderstood you. I thought by "fictional movie" you meant that the movie didn't actually exist. Of course, now I know you just meant that it isn't based on a reality of any kind. So it's just a plain ol' movie review, which is what I originally thought.

I didn't realize this was a fictional movie until you just said it was. I feel like I (and plenty of others) am missing a joke here.

Ten men and one objectified woman... sounds about right.

"Vacuum-sealed!"

Whoa, really!? That's great news! I just drank a liter of octane because fuck biochemistry.

"Was that Leonardo Dicaprio back there? Whoa!"

Oh, I know, and he could get pretty high-pitched too. But I think you have to get someone with a tad more vocal gravitas than Ashton Kutcher.

Very valid points, but I present this compelling evidence in counterargument:

It's a concept.

And so continues the cycle of apathy.