Here, I'll let you in on a little secret:

I'm going for What M.D.

I LIVE FOR THESE REPLIES!

How about a plotline where Nazis go back in time and unwittingly start Judaism?

But that's okay because Hermione let him use hers.

Eat truth, lefty!

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Master Bates ejaculated to Faggin.

These are beautifully revolting.

I see what you're saying. Honestly, I think that the experiment's premise is unlikely to beget anything scientifically credible because of how nebulous gadget preference is, but I guess that wasn't the point of the article (which was?).

Wait...

How about:

Jesus, your math is all wrong in your graphic—the new iPad battery should have 5.1 unicorns if the iPad 2 had 3. Doing some quick calculations, I find that the head of a unicorn is approximately .1 of its body mass, assuming average horn mass. Naturally, this will mean that in addition to removing three of the…

Except with evidence.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh, yes, I think you're right. That's what I get for transcribing a fuzzy memory of something I once read on reddit that was sourced from Wikipedia that (now that I look at the entry) was sourced from the DVD extras you're referring to.

Fun fact: Christopher Lee was and is a huge LOTR fan and was promised by J.R.R. Tolkien personally that he would be able to play Gandalf when it was made into a movie.

Obviously.

"...the school has a policy requiring teachers to "preview" any supplemental material they present in class, so school officials can check for offensive ideas."

Summarized here.