I hope some of his buildings are realized one day.

That elderly man probably just found the inserts for the Yellow Submarine album...

Nothing is original.

*waves handkerchief*

Same happened to me when Rosa left!

Jesus disses OS X Lion all the time.

I want to make another joke about the time you put the HP Veer phone in your mouth.

Never trust a person who claims to be objective. They are usually oblivious to their inherent biases.

He got a better job.

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."—Henry Ford

Notification Center

I think this is a bit extreme. This same article could have been written around the time they announced the iPhone and dropped the "Computer" from "Apple Computer Inc."

Don't worry. Lots of sarcasm.

Oh God—it's horrible!...

Because computers and the knowledge they bring should be available to everyone, regardless of how smart they are.

Oops! Didn't show up. Here's mine.

Here's mine.

Mr. Biddle, I'm insulted. I don't need pants for tech gossip.

Andrew Jackson, Indian Killer.

Wait, stupid too-short-to-reply-to-policy, let me phrase that again.