Or if we had better mental health programs. But guns work, too.

"1/10 of an inch"

This comment is TOO DAMN SHORT!

Ah, yes, I'd agree with that (to some extent), except I'd prefer Barack Obama over W. or Cain.

Say a passphrase too...?

My phone is almost always on vibrate. I find ringtones obnoxious and unnecessary (most of the time), to be honest.

Twist: the time traveller is Steve Ballmer's grandson.

I suppose the chalk screeching is more dissonant than even a m2 or a tritone interval on the highest octave. And that makes sense because the piano is a musical instrument built to be pleasant-sounding and consistent. We like patterns.

What a blockhead!

#purgatory

On reddit, somebody changed lol to FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!

This, exactly.

But it's in a skin to disguise it as an iPad.

I like this guy.

A cool 3.7", my man.

Only a matter of time—hooray for denying persons purpose in life!

"Earthling scientists were monotonously radioing [pi] into outer space. The idea was to show other inhabited planets, in case they were listening, how intelligent we were. We had tortured circles until they coughed up this symbol of their secret lives:"

Silly, we have to convert it to base-11 first.

If I'm correct that's the value stated in the Bible, so that may be why.

This, too, determined it for me, that and the iCloud integration with my Mac.