Pfft, that's just a myth perpetuated by you foolish cultists.

Oh my...

"What is the sound of no hand fapping?"

I'm sorry, if I find that floating in the water, I'm not going to awed by "our visceral fragility" or "the entwined nature of our biological and cultural selves"..

Or could your bellybutton be quarantined?

And abrasive.

"...the water boatman scrubs its penis along ridges on its abdomen. It does this fast and forcefully enough so that the sound is the equivalent to sitting in the front row of a concert hall while a symphony is being played."

Hearted.

try [www.gizmodo.com]

EXACTLY

I think 8-10 years would be a good compromise. Enough time so that they have little children and are happily married and settled into their positions in life.

So did I! Well... the first part anyway.

Do we know if they're going to include the epilogue?

What's your opinion on Windows Phone 7? Would you ever consider it?

I work better when I'm uncomfortable

I assume you're referring to Macs.

@bowei437: I thought people always took the customisability vs. beautiful (but closed) garden argument.

There is a 404 on the link, Kelly.

The puzzler:

We're not THAT bad! We're just run by a bunch of wackjobs, that's all.