My problem in school is that I tend to not do things at all if I feel I do not have enough time to do them perfectly. I do this because I feel that not doing a piece of work leaves the question of my ability unanswered, whereas half-completed work or a poor attempt show my "ineptness" at a certain activity. I…

Thanks Rosa! #rosarocks

@Rosa Golijan: *steps in line eagerly*

@Chris Beidelman: Nice to meet you, sir.

Sam Spratt, you look like a sexy Russian spy!

I'll say it again; I'm against capital punishment for any human being. Everything everybody does is justified by some, be it illogical, way in their minds. He should be evaluated and helped at a mental hospital, because there is obviously a flaw in his mental process if he believes that killing another being was…

@Max176: I read that as immolation at first, haha

@Dogen: Bureaucracy Tower!

Scientists didn't do anything. The media twists the information given to them by scientists. Scientists find out tons of new information every day; the media cherry picks what they want. This article is a perfect example. Scientists say, out of the plethora of information they give out daily, "Some estimates of…

@spamfeed: Other than the flatulent cows and your the synonymity of the three climate phrases, these are all actually pressing problems. Stop mixing up science and politics, please.

"it violates their 'developer guidelines by being offensive to large groups of people.'"

@Zanzan42: BECUZ BIG WORDS MAKE BRAIN HURT

@da_arwin: Shut up and have an orgy.

So, does her universe not have an alternate him? And the two alternates are not together? If so, he's screwing his alternate self. That's pretty selfish and/or masochistic.

@SupaChupacabra: Well that's not ergonomic at all. The heaviest (The Thing) should be at the front. Then Mr. Fantastic should be behind him because his mouth can stretch around The Thing's ass.

@diasdiem: Brilliant. This sums up my feelings beautifully.

Haha sorry :P. I forgot I was in Lifehacker.

@Mickets: *effusively runs fingers down piano chromatically*

So, Buddhists are a paradox?

@tomsomething: Tom, when did you lose your star?