Matt, please don't use "retard". It's almost as offensive as "gay" and it makes you sound like an immature boy, and you seem better than that. Thank you.

THE HUMANITY! *faints*

@Dalton63841: Alternate ending: They use humans as their power source but allow them to live in a computer simulation.

Thank you for your coverage, Jesus.

@Zanzan42: That's Mimas

On the Targa:

There is no RAM

@tricky1_380: Icons defy themselves as they gain and carry with them the experiences of the men and women who have used them over the ages. Thus, they become more materialized symbolism than the icons they originally were.

@tricky1_380: "I come not to bring peace, but to bring thermonuclear weaponry." (Matthew 10:34)

Lead-in header.

@Franknbeans: Solid foundation? When every intrinsic question concerning your beliefs is answered with "Because.", that's not a solid foundation, it's a circular argument.

So, basically, an e-meter is no better than the relics in every other religion?

@Spustatu: For those who haven't heard of thorium before:

@Spustatu: Agreed!!

@finnigan16: And then you need several trucks.

@Terracio: Well, I'd say that our technology (given we can charge it with a solar panel) is more resilient than plain paper any day.

@llPANCHOll: Thanks; I do that already, but I just like making a point of the inconvenience and stupidity of it all. And, unfortunately, sooner or later, they're going to shut down those sites (or change them to the new design).

*points at screen*