I've had my Samsung Glyde for 25 months.

WHY?

Ah, how could I be so careless. What kind of frood would I be without my towel?

ETA: 3y 53w

@philphil: +1

@Avastmateys: And the bombings killed over 200,000 Japanese civilians.

Toiletries

At least they're not supporting it *cough cough*

You're right, they shouldn't search the 9 year-old, profiling is much more efficient!

If Daft Punk had drunk Draft Punk and saw this thread, they'd have Laft Drunk.

If Daft Punk made a large, unsinkable ship in the early 1900's, it'd be Daft Sunk.

I can't believe #daftcoke is even a tag.

@Emperor_Kestrel: I already do, I just made two rash comments. Thanks, though.

@FaceTimeSmoke: Oh wait I see what you did there! haha

@FaceTimeSmoke: What do you mean about 5, you don't think they'll get Sandy Bridge?

@Mr. Rosewater hates the new redesign:

Steve Jobs:

That is all.

Wish List:

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