I have a weirdly conservative friend like this, and we absolutely avoid any hot-button issues with one another like they're the plague. If you've already come to an agreement with this friend that you "agree to disagree," I think that you should have a direct and open discussion with her about why her original post on…

I don't think you owe her an apology, but if you want to smooth things over and save the friendship, I would say something like "It's silly of us to be angry with each other over something a bunch of middle-aged men are talking about. Can we just agree to stay away from topics like this? There are thousands of other…

I deeply wish they would do a reunion episode. This show is my jam. My friend and I keep twitter dedicated to it (surrealfullhouse). Personally, I think you should have hired us to write about Full House. We could have done something much more comprehensive. All we need is 20 minutes and a little weed and trust me, we…

"What? What was that, human? Is there something you want me to do? I can't quite hear you. You seem really upset, human. Tell you what, as soon as I'm done saving this indoor tree from the hoards of attacking coloredglassballs, I will c0me sit on your lap and purr. How does that sound? That's all you need, isn't…

That is the face of a cat who's playing innocent. Fortunately youngest wannabekitty hasn't knocked down the tree yet. She's just content to chew on the light bulbs... *facepalm*

When I was 9, I was so in love with Leo that my friend and I staged a "wedding." I wore my mom's wedding dress, had a bouquet, and our first dance was to Spice Girl's 2 Become 1 (no, I didn't understand what that song was about.) I wore a ring for weeks after that.

When I was 11, I had a crush on Jonathan Brandis. This is life-altering. I'm convinced I'm doing what I am today because of it.

David Duchovny, why won't love me...

You just perfectly described my entire summer.

I am a writer!