Actually, unsolicited dietary advice is probably a lot worse for you than sodas or diet sodas.

I normally stick to water, juice or milk for my beverage choices. But when the mood strikes, you better goddamn believe that $1 McDonald's fountain Coke is worth crossing mountains for.

I've got a co-worker like this. Root out information with the tenacity of pigs sniffing for truffles indeed. Usually I go out of my way to be friendly to people who seem like they're having a tough time, but she uses her nosiness to get information out of people, and then gets really condescending and patronizing. No…

I do the hiring for my non-profit, and I want to second the "don't use canned cover letter" thing. When I'm sifting through candidates, if it's obvious that your cover letter was not crafted to the job posting, it's going in the trash. I'm not going to spend an hour interviewing you if I'm not sure you know exactly…

How dare you imply that "Norma Lee's Made Up Guitar Music" is a joke!

Word on the street is that Far-Far's gonna team up with this lady right here. I, for one, cannot wait for the resulting head explosions.

Wow! Somebody downloaded the Songify app, and then proceeded to scream into their iPhone's mic for 30 seconds.

Ha! I call it buttsick too. The rest of me feels fine, it's just that my butt gets sick sometimes. They didn't hear your biological cacophony during dessert, did they?

It is sort of Hail Mary time at that point.