The places with the worst taxes seem to have the worst roads.

The raddest shit he does is those kick accents that drag the time back just a touch. I’m sure there’s a name for such a thing but in my nearly 30 years now on the kit; I’m not aware of it.

Pipe cleaners. Real ones from a tobacco shop. Not the neon art project ones.

Oh my god how did I not say Swensons. Mayor Don would beat the shit out of me.

Swensons - Get a Galley Boy and then be ready to order another. Great shakes. Its an old school drive up and eat in the car place and the attendants must RUN full speed to each car and you signal the need for service with turning your headlights on. 

Luigi’s serves bland crap out of a can. Trust me.

Bro, Luigis is crap. I worked there one terrible summer and I’ve seen the ugly truth. They cash in on “tradition” and the fact they’ve been there forever, but they cut every corner imaginable. I love Akron, but Luigi’s is revered for no good reason. Props on the Diamond Deli (and grill!). Also, Akron has some kickass…

Ouch.  I dont bake so the only thing I ever use lard for is rillettes.

Berea, South of Hopkins Airport. about 45 minutes from Akron

Ya looks like White House attempted to franchise but there’s only one now?

The other weird part, which (I’m not sure if it happens at every restaurant) is they serve the backs of the chicken as well.

Im sure author of this post, and the liberal gizmodo writers would put an article out talking about how police are treating people like animals because they are subduing someone with ‘rope on a stick’

“all of this public mourning for a canine life that was purposefully sacrificed by its owner, made to attack a basically unarmed man who was surrounded by cops”

When you pull into a charging spot in NJ, by law does some attendant have to plug the car in for you?

SPACE-DINGOES ATE MY YODA.

The Type R is great, but it is a 5 door.

I can get my Triumph Spitfire up to 30 - Then again, if I want to do a 180, I can also just reach my hand over the door, grab the pavement and let the car pivot around my arm.

What do you call a bunch of Alfa Romeos that haven’t moved for years?

aren’t

I made one of these for my too-cheap-to-pay-for-cable kid. Works like a charm!