Holy shit. $29,000? On a fake Bentley? Built on a Sebring? Wow, whoever buys this must be a sad sack indeed.

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I fully expected big Lenny to kill your Beetle by stroking the engine to death.

FWD was never considered. It was never going to be wrong wheel drive. RWD means right wheel drive for the Miata.

Range Rover and Oscar Meyer Lunchables

LIES.

Oh look, it's the SUV of the plane world! Designed to be cable of carrying huge loads, but is often only burdened with a couple juiceboxes and dirty discarded socks.

According to the ad, this particular Corvette was lady-owned for more than 50 years and features two RARE options. Strangely enough, the ad does not explain just what those options are. Regardless, it looks to be in excellent shape and in possession of all its necessary trim.

No need for this, I already won this with the '80 Malibu wagon I just bought with 4.11's, an sbc and a 5-speed.

Lots of cars will fit if you park them halfway on the sidewalk. I'm pretty sure 3-series drivers have been doing this for years.

Monte carlo?

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So putting different badges on your car does make it go faster. Huh, the ricers were right.

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Boobs

Why does anyone even bother making cars that aren't this one?!

Ferrari testing their new cologne.

Lutefisk dispenser.