So very very late to the party...

Fair enough.

Helium balloons...who ever has had them last more than 2 days?  This seems ridiculous to me.

I mean...the bar could just not have shitty music in their jukebox, too (if the jukebox is actually playing CDs/vinyl/whatever physical media). If they’re gonna allow it in their machine, they have to suffer it occasionally being played and then unplugging the machine and pissing people off.

This is somewhat fake news.

Wapakoneta OH.

Fun fact:

I’d love to show you the picture of the 1970 AMX 390 that I found in a collapsing garage last year, but Kinja won’t allow me to upload the picture from either Chrome, Firefox, or from my phone on the mobile site.

Time for a Star Wars IX tie-in?

Get out.

Get out.

I heard a child in Target ask their mother, “Mom, can we get more candy corn?”  I called Children’s Services immediately.

I heard a child in Target ask their mother, “Mom, can we get more candy corn?”  I called Children’s Services…

My aunt worked for a super-wealthy individual as a private nurse for years. She told us a story once regarding her employer, where the lady had been called by one of her friends. The friend invited the lady to go for a ride in her new Rolls.

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My absolute favorite Oktoberfest beer is Cincinnati’s Christian Moerlein Das Uber Fest Lager. I see that it’s on tap at the Moerlein Lager House currently, but I’ve yet to see it on the shelves anywhere else in Ohio.  I think I’m in the early stages of an existential crisis.

I’ve seen 2 of these, oddly within less than an hour of each other around Atlantic City. The first one shocked me. I was on the Atlantic City Expressway driving toward Philadelphia, casually glancing at the oncoming cars as you do. I noticed something sporty and attention-grabbing, but I couldn’t tell you what it was…

Starred, even as a Reds fan.

I’m of the ‘let them race’ camp. Maybe the blue flag can come out at, say, the 70% point. Just being a lap down doesn’t mean that the driver absolutely will not claw his way back up to the front. Let us not forget Jacques Villeneuve’s 1995 Indianapolis 500 performance, coming from a 2-lap penalty mid-race to win.

Heck. Yes.

That’s awful. Did you ever see her again?
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Nah...should be, “Miata Is Always The Answer.” The phrase can be expressed with the acronym MIATA.