Way late to the party, as I’d sworn of Jalopnik until I watched all of my DVR’d Le Mans coverage...

Seems a bit much for something vulnerable to the oldest ship in the fleet...

Point 1. So very much this.

I just clicked NP before reading.

1st gear/neutral:

This is a criminally underrated comment. My goodness...

This is an expansion like Blizzard Mountain. You’d have had to purchase this, regardless...

Careful...Albert Burneko will come by and scream at you for not calling Cincinnati Chili the worst of all foods ever.

I was born in Dayton and I’ve never heard of Goetta. I was raised in one of the counties where it’s supposedly called ‘grits’, and the only grits I’ve ever known were hominy.

Looks like I’ll be buying out the lease on my low-mileage midsize sedan that automakers want to kill.

There’s Busch Lite Ice? How did I not know this was a thing? Busch Lite Draft was the girl that brought me to the dance oh so many years ago.

I can still hear the TV ads...

My ‘86 Civic Si, bought from the second owner in 1992 with 112k miles. I loved it, but it needed a lot of work and 20-year-old me wasn’t prepared or inclined to do what it took to fix it up. It was traded in 1995 for a ‘92 S-10 4.3l, which was of much more use to me in the following years...but it wasn’t nearly as…

Late to the party, but I drive through 2 roundabouts in the same town on a daily basis. The first one is in the center of town and heavily travelled and quite large, so everyone knows how to use it. People don’t usually stop if there is a sufficient gap in oncoming traffic.

1 hour, 12 minutes.

I like these articles on old tracks.

As I told the sales manager who was trying to get me to pay way too much for a Mazda 6, “You can’t keep saying ‘Zoom-zoom!’ like it’s a justification to pay more!”

Oh for the love of....

Dat Aerodeck....

Of the 7 vehicles I’ve owned in 25 years, 2 have been automatics. I’m pretty sure all but two of my speeding tickets (8 or 9) came in manuals.