I find all these updates tedious. The original non-bowdlerized fairy tales were pretty gruesome. The villains were bad through and through and none of that "Oh, but I suffered and that explains why I do bad things ..." silly derivative depthless pseudo nuance that most Hollywood writers assume is high writing and…

Bottled water is tap water with a special ingredient called "Substantial markup"

Thanks for the suggestions, I really appreciate this.

Rawr, simply rawr !

That's often my backup, but they hadn't trawled it yet. I figure somebody posted these and had to remove them or something else went wrong. I also tried to check the root directory, looked up the names involved. I found pretty much everybody involved in the production, including the guy who minded the parking, what…

It's quite possible, I'm not excluding it.

Here is one I never managed to find. It's a kind of animated videoclip done in a style similar to the one used in the Duckman cartoons, rough and choppy. It's one long travelling shot of a house, I think they show a dog doing some weird stuff and it ends with a shot of an old guy sitting at a piano singing the blues…

Yeah, it's essentially a ripoff ...

Dying to find out who played the robot in a commercial.

It's clumsy and ruins that GI Joe "tacticool" feel most people get in their lower parts when they hold and stroke their fetishistically tricked-out AR-15, and fantasize they are last line between freedom and dictatorship.

Sure, why not, but the real question would you do it if you knew that sexbot could be hacked and its sexual input lead directly to Leon Kompowski, a 44-year old bricklayer from Patersen, New Jersey ?

This is what happens when OCP makes a Robocop film ...

"Natural Balance", the idea that if you have three wolves, eighteen elks, a zillion rodents, two ferrets and 877,78 trees per square mile they will live in perfect harmony in perpetuity and that balance can only be (negatively) influenced by (evil, unnatural) humans. Which is bullshit because if one of the wolves…

In every apocalypse three very distinctive things happen :

Am I the only one who has zero interest in Jon"terminally stupid" Snow and "mouthbreathing" Danaerys ? And those boring bumbling Baratheons and the happily dysfunctional moustache twirling Lannisters ... Sometimes I think that Martin doesn't kill off enough characters.

So the planet is overrun by zombies, drowns in water or lava, cockroaches or mutant ants take over, what happens the fuel runs out and the refueling planes are gone ???

I hate to bring this up, but a single of those Lois Lane drawings is more alive, vibrant and tells a better story than the entire shortcut-constructed cardboard Lois Lane in Man of Steel.

Ah, the fanatical belief in the completely non-existant "perfect natural being" who lives in perfect harmony with all other lifeforms and therefore exist in an unchanging paradise-like environment of natural balance that can only be spoiled by evil humans isn't dead yet.

I'm not afraid of heights, I just understand the potential danger of standing very high on nothing more than brittle fused sand a whole lot better than most people.