We were all born again after that dunk.

Nice change of pace to see a Philadelphian subjected to a battery.

Me, reading that joke:

“I’m intrigued by your ideas Jerry, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.”

- Roy Moore

A dark saga for the sport, but it’s good to see the Japanese Canoe Federation issuing a stern rebuke.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I never understood the hatred towards DeMar. He’s improved every year in the league, has a mean mid-range game, and gets to the free throw line (top 10 in the last 5 years). His peers love his game and respect the hell out of him. He’s incorporated the Larry Bird rule (acquire a new skill and refine existing ones)…

What’s messed up is all the people ranking DeMar so low aren’t even noticing the other improvement he has made this year besides his 3 point shot: His passing. He is averaging almost 5 assists per game, which might be a bigger deal than his improved 3pointer.

This has been your Daily Deadspin Reminder: Never Try.

Yes, on November 27 in the year of our noodly lord 2017.

i’ll watch this gif until i am dead

Let’s check in with them now.

What I want to know is why did Wilson wait this long to speak up?

Can the man who brought Chet Haze into the world really be blameless?

Tom Hanks delivered Katie Holmes to Tom Cruise in an Amazon box. He said “You’ve Got Mail” when he rang the doorbell. Meg Ryan was driving the delivery truck.

After watching the video, my takeaway is that I’d rather have those two chinese fellas call a game than Reggie Miller.

I feel like we’ve already been here 499 times before...

That was a dark time.

he also makes shooting gestures every time he takes a free throw

If you really wanna see something crazy, watch what the guys on the Lightning do with bath salts.